By now hopefully we have all stopped irrationally hating Zooey Deschanel, and are back to loving her for the talented vixen that she is. She don’t need no man, but I really just want my main girl to be happy; it’s about time that ZoZo find her Jay-Z. She can’t just keep wailing that gorgeous … Continue reading »
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Girl Crush: Part One, The Defense
Recently I read a fabulous article on Vulture about Mindy Kaling, who is one of my idols, and, more importantly, one of my girl crushes. When she’s not talking about being a grown-ass woman who happens to like pop culture, she mentions a few of her strongly held, somewhat controversial opinions. Yes, her dislike of … Continue reading »
I’m Not Done Talking About (500) Days of Summer
[omg more like 500 summers on a bus] At first I was like, “what a sweet cute indie movie!” And then I was like, “ew, no, Zooey Deschanel is the worst.” But then I thought, “wait a second, this movie is literally perfect.” And everyone who left the theater thinking, “Summer sure was a bitch to … Continue reading »
Dear “ADORKABLE” – (a hate letter to the New Girl buzzword)
When I say I hate you, I’m not talking about your particular combination of letters, vowel and consonant sounds, the way you taste when I speak you. A rose by any other name, right? When I say I hate you more than (probably) most venereal diseases, I don’t say it out of that dark place … Continue reading »