It’s that time of year again, internet. The Hollywood hype has turned into reality and actors and actresses get invited to fancy dinner parties every night where they get to wear fabulous and expensive clothing, a hoard of Paolo-esque stylists in their wake. For us, mere peasants that we are, it means awards shows and … Continue reading »
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Are You Sick of Nail Art Yet?
For the sake of journalism, I painted my nails 5 times this week. I did it because I love you, and because I love me, of course. I’m a nail polish junkie, and I find power in having brightly colored freaky finger nails. Although, there were several moments on the bus when I could feel … Continue reading »
How to Scare the Shit Out of People on Friday the 13th*
*Or any day you feel like it, really. Tell them you’re thinking of moving to Los Angeles. When they ask what smells funny, tell them that you read online that it’s not healthy to wash your hair every week. Bleed from your mouth. Tell them you’re seriously considering marrying your boyfriend of 2 months, who’s … Continue reading »
F$%& this Heat: Stuff to do w/ Air Conditioning
Hey, first world countries! It’s hotter than Nick Lachey right now. So do yourself a favor, just go back inside, sit in a cool, dark corner, maybe a nice coffee shop with free WiFi if your power is out (sorry, mid-Atlantic). And check out all of this cool stuff I love on the internet! 1. … Continue reading »