Just. Shhhhhh. Drink.
March 31, 2014 | Gold | April 2014
– Pink Moscato Champagne
– Champagne Flute
You’re so fancy. You should taste this gold.
You’ll want a champagne flute for the full fanciness effect. Start with a shot of Goldschlager (try to get a few gold-leaf flecks in there for good measure). Add grenadine or simple syrup to taste, but don’t get carried away. Then top with champagne and enjoy.
Prom on a Boat
There’s prom. And then there’s prom on a boat.
Fill a flask with Disaronno. Decorate that flask with stickers and Sharpie, or just let it be its cool, fun self. Whatever makes you comfortable. I then encourage you to take that flask with you on board a boat. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRIVE THE BOAT. Or dive from the boat. Basically, sit still and try not to get sea sick.
– Hot Chocolate Packet
– Hot Water
– Pinch o’ Salt
“I want my geese to lay golden eggs for easter. At least a hundred eggs a day. And a hot, strong drink to take the edge off. Thanks.”
This is the perfect drink for those petulant, hot-headed ladies who seek instant gratification.
Get yourself a festive-ass mug and dump in a packet of hot chocolate. Mini-marshmallows completely optional. Boil some water (if you have an electric kettle, we should be pals), and MIX IT UP. Add a hearty shot of fireball and a pinch of salt.
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Taylor is a Los Angeles-based idiot with a degree in English from the University of Chicago. She wants to write your favorite TV show.