Cereal Tuesday: Don’t Sweat It!

Frankie Says: Relax! Don’t sweat it! Like, take a chill pill!

Kellie Hogan

February 1, 2014 | Sweat | February 2014

If Frankie Says: Relax,
dammnit, you’d better relax.

Flavor: 10/10

Crunch: 7/10

Branding: 6/10

Fun: 7.5/10

Overall Satisfaction: 8/10

This is absolutely one of my top 5 favorite cereals of all time. Of. All. Time. Thanks to its sugary sweet taste and guilt-free whole grain goodness, this is the must-have on the Kellie cereal shelf.

It scores high for flavor, but could be improved in the crunch department, where it starts off great, but due to its thin, waifish body, becomes too damp, too quickly.

Branding? What branding? I can’t even recall a single commercial for Life. But if I had to guess it features cute kids playing outside and happy moms smiling on. LAME. Try getting a clever social media presence or something.

8/10. Would eat again.

Kellie Hogan

Kellie Hogan is the only person who Kellie Hogan finds funny; don’t even try to make her laugh unless you’ve won a daytime Emmy. She gets most of her work done at 3 am, after spending the entire day sleeping, painting her nails, and writing to-do lists. She's a Peggy Olsen at work and a Peggy Olsen in the bedroom. She is the Editor-in-Chief of inconnu.

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