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Category Archives: Humor
Shut Up and Date Already! Zooey Deschanel and Josh Groban
By now hopefully we have all stopped irrationally hating Zooey Deschanel, and are back to loving her for the talented vixen that she is. She don’t need no man, but I really just want my main girl to be happy; it’s about time that ZoZo find her Jay-Z. She can’t just keep wailing that gorgeous … Continue reading »
Pretentious Art
First, I need to clarify that I do not hate art. I love a lot of it, but this is going to be about pretentious art. I get angry when I see extremely talented artists give up on their passion while an artist whose art can be recreated on MS paint gets her own exhibit … Continue reading »
Being Attracted to Male Figure Skaters
It’s that time of year again! The World Championships of Figure Skating are on! Tonight, the best men in the world are competing to see who can spin the fastest, jump the highest, and – emote the most passion in their eyes. I grew up as a figure skater, so I’ve always watched it on … Continue reading »
Interview: Dave Horwitz
Art by Sayada Dave Horwitz is a comedian and writer from Massachusetts, now livin’ out that dream in LA. In 2010 he co-wrote the book Dealbreaker : The Definitive List of Dating Offenses. He makes hilarious videos, wrote for the first season of Dont Trust the B—- in Apartment 23, and is now writing for the upcoming ABC show How to … Continue reading »
What Your Cover Photo Says About You
Featured art by Molly Digital Photo of You and your Designated Friend Group, Bein’ Friends – You don’t have many interests, but that’s okay, because you’re probably also not reading this article. (Alternately, you have a life and I’m just a little bit jealous.) Disposable Camera Photo of You and your Friends, Not Giving a F$%& - … Continue reading »
My Fantasy Galentine’s Day Brunches
1. The Gilmores In attendance: Rory Gilmore, Lorelai Gilmore, Emily Gilmore, Lane Kim, Sookie St. James, Paris Gellar, Ms. Patty, Babette, Mama Kim, Gypsy Location: Luke’s Diner The scenario: Lorelai and Rory had been planning to host their annual Galentine’s Day brunch at the Independence Inn, but with the Inn damaged from the fire, they … Continue reading »
Life Lessons with Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars: Patron Saint of Snark. You know what they say – she’s a marshmallow. If I could Freaky Friday with any of my favorite fictional badasses, it would be you, Veronica. To spend a day in your gum-shoes, exchanging quips with your quippy father, capturing cheating spouses in the act at the Camelot, and hate-flirting with Logan … Continue reading »
What to Expect in 2013
My name is Geraldine Benson. I was born in March of 1978. Before you go making any assumptions, I should mention that, despite being named Geraldine, I am a man. In late 1998, I won 50 million dollars in the lottery and used the money to invent time travel in an attempt to transport myself … Continue reading »
What to Get the Couple Who Have Everything: A Guide to the Kimye Baby Shower
Kim and Kanye are expecting! Given that this is probably one of the most exciting times in all of our lives (I never said this article wouldn’t be depressing), it’s important to consider what you’re going to bring for the happy couple come the baby shower. But what do you get a couple who have … Continue reading »
