Please understand, this is not a list of Older Men Who Gabrielle Finds Attractive. (That is a much longer list with broader criteria.) This is a list of men who are attractive in the way that only a father can be. Confused? Let me explain one by one. 1. Ben Affleck: The Diaper-Bag Carrying Dad Ben … Continue reading »
By now hopefully we have all stopped irrationally hating Zooey Deschanel, and are back to loving her for the talented vixen that she is. She don’t need no man, but I really just want my main girl to be happy; it’s about time that ZoZo find her Jay-Z. She can’t just keep wailing that gorgeous … Continue reading »
He brought sexy back, all right. Only now it’s wearing spats and impeccably crisp black and white. Justin Timberlake is finally back into music and the world is rejoicing. My only concern is that he might be doing too much, too fast. He hosted SNL for the fifth time this past Saturday, and aside from … Continue reading »
Heathers is iconic. It truly was the first Mean Girls. At its release, it was the rebellious-big-sister-with-a-motorcycle-riding boyfriend alternative to your standard Molly Ringwald-starring John Hughes movie. It’s the ultimate black comedy, and in a Hollywood where remakes never end, it’s one of the ones that could actually have potential. It’s a movie about feminism … Continue reading »
Art by Kaley In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except maybe death, taxes and that Beyoncé is taking over the world. Already in 2013, she has performed at Obama’s 2nd inauguration and the Super Bowl. While watching these two performances (if you count lip-synching as performing), I found myself captivated by … Continue reading »
Art by Nancy I feel like I am an authority on the matter of Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence’s love lives, because I’ve seen all their movies, and watched all their interviews (or at least all the ones that are available on YouTube in Canada). So after hours of collecting data, gathering field research, polling … Continue reading »
Welcome, to the first ever inconnu Culture Awards! inconnu contributors from across the internet have voted not once, but twice, to bring you only the greatest of culturally relevant awards shows. Your host is a scientifically engineered combination of Neil Patrick Harris and Hugh Jackman. ~Cue Witty, Culturally Relevant Song & Dance Introduction~ Best Superhero … Continue reading »
Art by Kaley This ultimately is not about gender. Gender, as a definition of character, is a complete construct of a bygone society. To assume anything about anyone based on appearance, in a perfect world, would be considered cruel and implausible. Unfortunately, your appearance is the first and last thought anyone has of you. There … Continue reading »
Having an opinion about Lana Del Rey is almost as cool as having an opinion about Taylor Swift — almost. Self-professed arbiters of Good Taste called Lana a talentless hack when she gave an (admittedly) weak performance on SNL. They called her fake when they discovered that her (gasp!) birth name was not actually Lana Del Rey, … Continue reading »
It’s that time of year again, internet. The Hollywood hype has turned into reality and actors and actresses get invited to fancy dinner parties every night where they get to wear fabulous and expensive clothing, a hoard of Paolo-esque stylists in their wake. For us, mere peasants that we are, it means awards shows and … Continue reading »
